We will know who killed Jeffery Epstein; the next mystery
is who killed his murderer (it’s Jack Kirby)
Baby
Yoda is cancelled for some reason, probably force chokes Mando in the finale,
also for some reason.
Scorsese
agrees to direct a Marvel film to “show everyone how it’s done, you bitches”
Kumail
Nanjani stops being funny because he’s ripped now and you can’t have
everything
Mike
Pence is reported missing after moving into his new home, but his wife just
couldn’t see him blending in with all the cardboard.
Eddie
Murphy has 11th kid. Guy fucks.
James
Dean becomes the first actor to win the Oscars for both best actor and best
visual effects in the same season.
WOW COOL 2020
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