New Years

New Years. The End of the Year.

How did it arrive so quickly? It feels like just yesterday that it was January 1st. And now, it will be January 1st again. How is that possible? Please send your theories in the comments.

 

A riddle for you: A father and his son are in a car accident on January 1st. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son." How is that possible? The surgeon was January 1st.

 

Do you have resolutions for the new year? I don’t need any personally. Kind of killing it as it is, frankly. But you should definitely get some together. I’m sure you have lots to work on. 

 

Drop goes the ball! Ah, what a lovely New Years Tradition. Most people don’t know this, but the ball dropping is meant to symbolize Times Square becoming a man. Mazel tov!

 

Happy New Year! Be good!

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Thanks for reading!

Rudolph