Monday, December 28, 2015

New Year’s Resolutions


We plan, we fail,
We thought we’d prevail.
Through the snow and sleet and hail. 
The resolutions sail.

In January he went to the gym.
In February, it was too much for him.
On New Year’s Eve he swore he would
But exercise is just no good.

“I won’t eat sweets”
I promised then.
But then I thought:
If not now then when?

And since this year's been great,
And next year will be better,
You can still hide your body
With a big Christmas sweater. 

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