Thursday, December 25, 2025

Christmas, ugh

Ugh. Christmas. Nothing like it, truly. 

It’s the only holiday that we call that. Other holidays are different and go by different names, but this is the only one that’s Christmas. Makes you think.

 

The Christmas tree is up. Wow, look at it go. Ornaments, dangling from the branches. “Blink blink blink” go the lights. 

 

Santa: is he real? Some people seem to think so. Most of those people are children, and they’re not known for wisdom. Adults, such as myself, are more credited with wisdom. Some adults, however, do not like vaccines. They are neither wise nor immune to polio.

 

The reindeer fly, allegedly. Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK, allegedly. Either both of these things are true or both of them are false. What do you think?

 

I wouldn’t have shot JFK personally, but again, I am wise. FDR had polio, but not because he was unwise; the vaccine didn’t exist at the time. Tis the season for joy!

 

If Santa is so magical, how come still discrimination?  Hm. 

 

Merry Christmas! Not to Lee Harvey Oswald, but to you and your family <3 


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Rudolph




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