When I don’t know what to write for the day I often default to a ranking, usually of my favorite books, shows, and movies. Today, I give you a comprehensive ranking of my (nuclear) family members.
#1 My mom. Does a lot for the family, very giving and kind.
Also #1 My dad. Nice man, loves his family. Does a lot for them.
Also #1 My sister. Silly goose, brings good vibes to the house.
#2 Our dog, Mickey. Not alive, been dead a long time actually. I’d give her bonus points for being completely silent for the last 12 years, but I did used to have to clean up her poop, so minus a bunch of points for that.
#3 My brother. Not real, don’t have one.
#4 The turtles that we used to have. They pooped a lot as well. Haven’t seen the three number ones poop ever; that’s the main reason they’re number one.
Thanks for reading!